The Panthers are so bad tickets are being sold for 45 cents

It’s a great week if you’ve ever wanted to go to an NFL game and only have two quarters to rub together.

Upper level seats for Falcons vs. Panthers are selling on the secondary market for 45 cents, which still might be too much in order to witness what has a chance to be the saddest three hours of football this season.

It’s par for the course in what’s without question the worst season in the history of Panthers football. With nothing to be excited about, a cold afternoon in Charlotte, and season ticket holders locked into their payments — why not try to recoup the money for 19 ounces of gasoline?

This is such a sad state of affairs for Carolina, and an utter embarrassment for owner David Tepper. On the plus side: Considering Tepper’s net worth if tickets stay at 45 cents he could buy one every week and see the team play for 2.6 billion years.

If you’re in the area and thinking of jumping on this deal, just don’t. Value your life. Value your time. Just do anything else with your life than watch this football game.

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